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Post by kasha4890 on Apr 4, 2006 21:16:14 GMT -4
Satan:So...my son tells me you want to join my army of darkness.
Squee:No...but once I wanted to be a big monster!
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Post by kaida on Apr 9, 2006 4:49:29 GMT -4
"Mmm...she's doomed! You're doomed! They're all doomed!" Angela cackled, doubling over, then straightening aburptly. "Notice I didn't specify what kind of doom, so no matter what happens, I predicted it. How very wise of me." She lifted the basket again, setting it on one hip. "I suppose I won't see you for a while, so farewell, best of luck, avoid roasted cabbage, don't eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!" And with a cheery wink, she strolled off, leaving Eragon blinking and nonplussed.
~Angela, Eldest
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Post by kasha4890 on Apr 10, 2006 21:30:08 GMT -4
Mal:"This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight... turbulence and then explode..." Jayne:"we're gonna explode? I don' wanna explode!"
-serenity
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Yukio
Genin
If killing is natural....why am I trained to do it
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Post by Yukio on Apr 13, 2006 2:32:24 GMT -4
Mal: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne: Yes!
Mal: .............Well... you can't...
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds & Jayne Cobb ~ Serenity
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Post by Akira on Apr 14, 2006 6:36:12 GMT -4
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me."
Firefly
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Yukio
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If killing is natural....why am I trained to do it
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Post by Yukio on Apr 17, 2006 0:01:15 GMT -4
Lois: I know what'll make you feel better, how about a little angry sex huh
Peter: Oh alright..
FCC: *Blows air horn* Oh wo wo wo, those actions are highly inappropriate
Lois: What, you mean were not aloud to have sex?
FCC: Oh you can have sex, just no moaning, no tongue kissing, no thrusting, no movement what so ever
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Lois: Well this isnt very romantic, I mean how are we sposed to-
Peter: Im done, night Lois *falls asleep*
Lois, Peter & Guy form the FCC ~ Family Guy
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Post by Akira on Apr 17, 2006 18:38:38 GMT -4
Jayne: "Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."
Firefly
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Yukio
Genin
If killing is natural....why am I trained to do it
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Post by Yukio on Apr 18, 2006 1:54:17 GMT -4
*Aeris sitting on dock fishing*
Leo: TURKEY!
Aeris: WAHA?!, Just what the hell was that all about
Leo: Oh that? Its my new Alignment ability, FOWL LANGUAGE
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Leo: COCK!
Aeris: Get cancer please
Leo: Actualy this is what i wanted to show you, It's a haircut card I aquired legally
Aeris: Im sure you did, and those new horns have nothing to do with it, *checking out the card* Is this blood?
Leo: Dont worry its not mine
Aeris: That's what worries me, anyway I dont think a ponytail would suit you
Leo: its not that, check out the alignment modifier
Aeris: Huh plus 50 scariness, thats weird
Leo: There's only one possible answer to explain that, that haircut is the....PONYTAIL OF THE DAMNED!....You know, like Kenny G
Aeris: no his is just kinda long and dumb looking
Leo: But he is scary looking
Aeris: Well of course
Leo & Aeris ~ VG Cats: Foul Play
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Post by Akira on Apr 19, 2006 7:02:52 GMT -4
Zoe: "Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something."
Wash: (alarmed) "Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!?" (deadpan) "Oh right, that would be me. Back to work."
Firefly (I love this show. lol)
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Post by artemis on Apr 19, 2006 20:16:23 GMT -4
Shiro: *Stomach Growls*
Saber: Hunger is our enemy. Let us get a meal, Shiro. *Walking back to the house* What is the matter, Shiro?
Shiro: Oh, are you ok with Japanese food for breakfast?
Saber: Yes, anything edible will be fine. Extravagance is our enemy.
Shiro: Seems like there are a lot of enemies...
~Fate stay Night
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Post by Akira on Apr 20, 2006 21:09:10 GMT -4
Kaylee: "Looks like they've jerry-rigged it with a pressure catch. It's the only thing that'd work with all these spare parts. We could probably bypass that easy, we get to the DC line."
Mal: "You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this?"
Kaylee: "Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me."
Firefly
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Post by artemis on Apr 21, 2006 14:10:29 GMT -4
Vezzini: He didn't fall? Inconceivable! Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
~Princess Bride
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Post by artemis on Apr 21, 2006 17:38:57 GMT -4
"I know the world's not just full of nice people!" Meggie couldn't keep her voice from shaking with anger and more than a touch of fear. "Oh yes? How do you know that?" There it was again, that mysterious smile, sad and supercilious at the same time. "Have you ever had anything to do with a real villain?" "I've read about them." Dustfinger laughed aloud. "Yes, of course that almost comes to the same thing!" he said. His mockery hurt like stinging nettles. He bent down to Meggie ad looked her in the face. "All the same, I hope reading about them is as close as you ever get," he said quietly.
~Meggie and Dustfinger, "Inkheart" by Cornelia Funke
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Post by Meirou on Apr 21, 2006 18:28:51 GMT -4
"Beautiful people are shallow, but it's not our fault, cause beauty only skin deep."
- The beautiful people on the Kit Kat commercial, lol, you know, the blonde.
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Yukio
Genin
If killing is natural....why am I trained to do it
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Post by Yukio on Apr 21, 2006 21:23:33 GMT -4
Remember kids, A smart man knows when its time to run like a little bitch!
Desert Punk ~ Desert Punk (yes his name is Desert Punk)
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