Konoha Live

[Yukio]

(If its not to much trouble to ask, could people please not post in this thread unless given premission, I like to write these random things, and wont make much sense....not that it does already if others join)

Welcome to 10375852.1/2 FM, with the morning crew, Yukio and Kaida, your bite sized low down on the happenings of this village from their persepctive

She's Kaida

He's Yukio

And we will be answering the mysterys of the univers, such as what is the meaning of life

How vast is space

And why in The Hulk does his shirt rip apart when Bruce Banner transforms but he still keeps his pants

But enough with the introductions, lets get the show started

You know Kaida, about two months ago I tried connecting to AOL and guess what, it finally went through

Oh really?

Yeah and well now thanks to the internet I am bored with sex but you know what else I found out

Whats that?

The internet is apprently not a global porn network, it can be used to look up useful information on a variety of things, for instance I found this great webpage with a bunch of video clips of people hurting themselves, it was great

Whatever he's into

So Kaida, what did you do on the weeksend

Bubblegum

You did bubblegum? how do you do bubblegum?

Well did you know that the record for the biggest bubble blown was approx fifty meters in length

That's amazing

I thought so to, so I set out to break the record, its not as easy as one would believe

No that certainly sounds hard

I managed a quite large bubble that mesured lets say....57.4cm, I thought that was pretty good I felt I could have gone further but I ran out of gum

That is quite a accomplisment, and on a interesting side note, using the internet which still contains alot of useful information, I have just found out the record for the biggest bubble blown was 58.4cm

.......................................AHHHHHHHHH!

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[Yukio]

Welcome to 10375852.1/2 FM, with the morning crew, Yukio and Kaida, your bite sized low down on the happenings of this village from their persepctive

He's Yukio

She's Kaida

And we will be answering the mysterys of the universe, such as what is the meaning of life

How vast is space

And do deaf people make any noise when they burp

But enough with the introductions, lets get the show started

So yukio what did you get up to in the time between the last show ended and this one began

Well I went out looking for a new topic of discussion and I believe I found one

Yeah?

Yup, its the language around here

The language?

yeah we speak english for the most part of our speech right, well I was walking around hearing people speaking normal cohearant english and ten suddenly the word Kawaii is thrown in there, were in speaking a normal english sentance does it go japanese

You raise a rather interesting point there yukio, I think it makes us sound a bit cooler to say words other understand

Cool? a few words can make a person cooler can they

Apparently so

Ok then lets just pretend your a beautiful girl

Pretend?

Ok ok pretend I am a hopless guy who really needs some lessons in cool

Once again...Pretend?

Whatever...anyway if one word can make a person so much more notciable, well lets say im walking up to you in hope I can score a date, I come up to you and say, Ohayo, neko, kawaii, desu, baka, inu, gomen nasei, sensei, domo arigatou mr robato, would that make you instantly fall in love with me?

Oh my lord ye!......no no I cant say it does anything for me

There you have it folks, speaking a language that the girl can understand is the best way to score a date

Till next time Konoha, Ja mata ne!

See now thats what im tal--

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[Yukio]

Welcome to 10375852.1/2 FM, with the morning crew, Yukio and Kaida, your bite sized low down on the happenings of this village from their persepctive

She's Kaida

He's Yukio


And we will be answering the mysterys of the univers, such as what is the meaning of life

How vast is space

And if swimming is such good excercise, why are whales so fat

But enough with the introductions, lets get the show started

Well Kaida, we are back after that much needed vacation

That was no vacation, the producers threatened to pull our funding because of our low ratings

Eheheh, shes just kidding, now Kaida, what is our topic of discussion today

I am glad you asked, well today we are going to talk about anime

A very contraversial subject indeed

Yes indeed, well I was watching this new anime on TV just yesterday, it was about a village of ninjas, the main story centered around this spiky haired blonde kid

Sounds interesting, what was it called

I think it was called The Simpsons

Really? I dont remember seeing any of that in The Simpsons before, will we get sued for saying The Simpsons on air? we will? what kind of freaking country is this!

Good one, now we will be lucky if George Bush doesnt invade our studio looking for weapons of mass destruction

***CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT***

Oh your gonna get shot for that one, but on with the show, I tell you a anime that I found rather to my likeing

Oh yeah, whats that?

Takeshi does Tokyo

Is that anything like Debbie does Dallas

It could be, I thought it seemed familiar

Oh wait it looks like we are out of time, our producers is holding up a sign sayin ummm F...U...com my god I cant say that on air

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((Kaida has my premission to post her own episodes in this thread))

[kaida]

Welcome to 10375852.1/2 FM, with the morning crew, Yukio and Kaida, your bite sized low down on the happenings of this village from their persepctive

He's Yukio

She's Kaida

And we will be answering the mysteries of the universe, such as what is the meaning of life

How vast is space

Why do they call mini versions of chocolate bars 'fun-size'

But enough with introductions, let's get the show started

Hey Yukio, what sign are you?

What's the topic this time, cheesy pick-up lines? I have some great ones...

No, Zodiac signs. And stop winking at me

I'm not!! I...uh...have something in my eye

Right. Well I got an Astro Chart done during the week and it was scary how accurate it was about me. I mean, it actually knew about my tendency to fill silence with random comments

Wow, that is accurate

I was just wondering if you'd like to see yours. But I need some details from you

Like?

Full name, birth date, time of birth...

Okay

Blood type, medical history, bank details...

Ummm...

Phone number, mobile PIN number, address, closest relatives, girlfriend's name, details, etc, etc...

And give you this info will help you get my Astro Chart how?

Oh, were we still talking about that?

.....Okay, I think that's all the time we have for today. By the way, ladies, I'm a Tiger. Rrrar...

Not from what I hear

HEY!!!

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[kaida]

Welcome to 10375852.1/2 FM, with the morning crew, Yukio and Kaida, your bite sized low down on the happenings of this village from their perspective

She's Kaida

He's Yukio

And we will be answering the mysteries of the universe, such as what is the meaning of life

How vast is space

How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper really pick

That's a mouthful. But enough with introductions, lets get the show started

Where have you been lately Kaida? This is the first I've seen you in a while

I'm afraid even I can't answer that mystery. It's all a blur...

Well then lets try and piece this mystery together. What was the last thing you remember?

Umm...I was out on a date and then next thing I felt dizzy and everything went black. When I woke up, I was in this huge building, dressed in this awful uniform and forced to sit at a desk for hours on end to complete exams that would have no relevance in my later life.

The horror!!! But you managed to escape?

I think so. Like I said it's all a blur

Then I shall seek out these fiendish cult and put an end their evil ways!!

Yukio, get down off the chair...

I shall smite them all!! No evil do-ers shall put beautiful girls through such torture while I am breathing!!! Muwahahahahaaa!!!!

I think there was a section for boys too. But there was no communication allowed.

AAAHH!!! We're all doomed!!

Hold on, our producers' holding something up. 'Kaida was delierious with fever all week'. Oh, well that explains everything.

AAAHH!!! We're all doomed!!

Stop that. How are we doomed from my being delerious with fever last week?

You could still have an infection or virus. They're the one thing I can't fight with weapons or my fists...

That's true. Ah....AH....AAAHTCHOOO!!!

AAAAAHHHH!!! I'm being infected!! Somebody get me a can of disinfectant fast!!!

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[kaida]

Welcome to 10375852.1/2 FM, with the morning crew, Yukio and Kaida, your bite sized low down on the happenings of this village from their persepctive

He's Yukio

She's Kaida

And we will be answering the mysterys of the universe, such as what is the meaning of life


How vast is space

Does wearing bunny ears make you look cuter or imply something else?

But enough with introductions, let's get this Easter special show started

Yay!! I love Easter. I always get so much chocolate and I'm hyper for about a week straight.

Well good for you, Kaida. I personally take great delight in chasing down every Easter Bunny to demand more chocolate.

But that's mean...

Not as mean as you think. Those rabbits only appear once a year and they live around chocolate the whole time. I'm giving them much needed excersise.

Well if you put it that way then I guess it's alright. I might have to join you when I am in hyper mode.

Sure. So what other plans do you have for Easter?

I might get my friends together to paint eggs and hide them around Kohona for the little kids to find. That's always fun.

Do we get to keep any leftover eggs they don't find?

Yeah. But they keep getting better at finding them so there's not normally a lot left.

We'll see about that...

Anyway, I'd like to take the topic back to the question I ask earlier. Do bunny ears make you look cuter? I happen to have a pair here.

Did you randomly go out a buy those for this show, knowing that we cannot actually be seen by the listeners?

Well I trust your opinion. And if you answer right I have a basket of chocolate eggs...you can have one

Hahaha...Kaida remember what I said earlier about chasing Easter bunnies?

Yeah, what about-......uh-oh....Yukio, don't you even think about it!! Yukio!! P-Put that blade down...

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!

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[Yukio]

Welcome to 10375852.1/2 FM, with the morning crew, Yukio and Kaida, your bite sized low down on the happenings of this village from their persepctive

She's Kaida

He's Yukio

And we will be answering the mysterys of the universe, such as what is the meaning of life

How vast is space

And why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer

But enough with the introductions, lets get the show started

Its been a rough weekend Kaida, my old injury is starting to act up

Isnt that the injury you got from

Yes a selfless act of bravery, i saw a drowning child in the water, after i saved him I got swept into the rocks

has nothing to do with Akira and that April fools Day joke does it

I have absolutley no idea what you mean

Let's play the tape then

............

It's ringing.....hello is this Akira?

Ummm yes how did you get this number?

Akira never mind about that now, you have won first prize in our sweepstakes, you have just won ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!

Oh my god! are you serious! I can't believ-

APRIL FOOLS hahahahaha

........Yukio is that you

Hehehehe

I am going to kill you

You forgot to say april fools

No I didnt

And lets go to commercial

.........

Who won that fight by the way

.......And lets go to commercial

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[Ryder]

(Yukio has given me permission to take over for Kaida during her absence)

Welcome to 10375852.1/2 FM, with the morning crew, Yukio and Ryder, your bite sized low down on the happenings of this village from their perspective

He's Yukio

She's Ryder

And we will be answering the mysteries of the universe, such as what is the meaning of life

How vast is space

What really happened to Kaida?

But enough with the introductions, let's get the show started. We're welcoming Ryder here today as my new co-host. Kaida's currently....on vacation and I must say, Ryder here's filling out very nicely

Aww, you're too kind, Yook. It's a pleasure to be here on Kohona Live. So what's the topic today?

Topic? Oh, right, the topic today...umm...well to be honest I didn't have much time to research one. I was a little busy...

Would it have anything to do with the guy strung up outside my dressing room with the half dozen roses, would it?

Of course not....wait, you've your own dressing room?

Yeah, the producers were very insistant on it for some odd reason. I mean, a dressing room for a radio show?

Yes...odd...Anyway, let's just pick a topic shall we? Recent topics...

Oooh!! Let's talk about those new noodle flavours they have down at Ramen Hut!! They have this awesome barbeque flavour now that leaves a lovely tingling feeling on your lips.

I could think of a few things that could leave that sensation...

They even deliver out now, it's great for a night in

Sounds like a good idea, actually. So what's your favourite flavour?

My favourite will always be chicken and mushroom.

Really...

Yook, what're you doing? What's that notebook?

Nothing, nothing...No, wait!!

Gimmie that!! Let's see...suggest Ryder for Kohona Live, 'persuade' producers for a dressing room...Aww, you're so sweet Yook.

Yeah, that's me. Mr. Sweet. hehe...so if I can just get that back...

There's something else here...Install camera in Ryder's dressing room?! Yukio, you pervert!!

Now, now...the producers were very supportive of that...

Oh they were, were they?!

Uh...That's all we have for today, folks!! See you next time, if Ryder doesn't slaughter all the producers...

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[Yukio]

Welcome to 10375852.1/2 FM, with the morning crew, Yukio and Ryder, your bite sized low down on the happenings of this village from their persepctive

She's Ryder

He's Yukio

And we will be answering the mysterys of the universe, such as what is the meaning of life

How vast is space

And do any of those herbal viagra you order on the internet actualy work

But enough with the introductions, lets get the show started

How ya doin M

Alright 50 whats going on

Hahahaha

Hahaha you know we might be the only ones who will acutaly get that

True true and we also might be the only ones to get sued for saying it aswell

So what is on the menu for today's show Yooks

Well I thought you and I could pass sexual innuendos back and forth all day long cause you know, you have big breasts and I notice stuff like that

I am glad you do

So Ry what have you been up to lately

Oh come on Yook, you cant just pin this show on me now cause you cant keep your eyes off me and just dont give a toss thinking of anything

That's not true

Oh really? what color are my eyes

Well, they are ummm

How about you try looking up

This isnt fair, guys how do you expect me to work with this dazzling beauty next to me, this is touture

Well here is something, I celebrated Saint Patricks day recently

Is that the holiday were you celebrate the god of booze or just get on the grog for the sake of it

I think its to honor those brave leprachauns who were all wiped out in the great gnome war of 67

Gnomes? Leprachauns? The hell are you on about!?

Small peo0ple, Tiny little green men?

Are you still celebrating the day, I have no idea what your one about

You truely cannot focus on a topic if it doesnt have a part to do with my body can you

I'm sorry what were you saying about your body!?

I can see why Kaida left!

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[Ryder]

Welcome to 10375852.1/2 FM, with the morning crew, Yukio and Ryder, your bite sized low down on the happenings of this village from their perspective

He's Yukio

She's Ryder

And we will be answering the mysteries of the universe, such as what is the meaning of life

How vast is space

Why does Superman go into a public phone booth to change into costume?

But enough with the introductions, let's get the show started.

Hey have you seen the trailer for Pirates of the Carribean 3 yet?

No, I haven't yet. What does it give away?

Not much except Jack's amazing wit as usual. It's hilarious

That's good to hear. Y'know, I once thought about becoming a pirate...

I think you you'd've made a cool Pirate, especially seeing as you've an affinity with water. But being a ninja is an awesome life too

Does this bring up that age-old question; "Who are better, Pirates or Ninjas?"

That's a very good point. Pirates and Ninjas have been arguing over who is better for centuries and so far absolutely no solution has been reached.

Then we should make a solution. We must create a hybrid occupation!!

Pirate Ninjas!!!

That's exactly it, Ry. In fact I even took the liberty of making you a pirate ninja outfit

Aww, that's so swee-....umm...this is just a hat, a hook and a belt with some shurikens...where's the rest of the costume?

That is the costume.....I'm kidding!!! I'm kidding!!....Hey those shurikens are for display only!! AAGGH!!

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[Yukio]

Welcome to 10375852.1/2 FM, with the morning crew, Yukio and Ryder, your bite sized low down on the happenings of this village from their persepctive

She's Ryder

He's Yukio

And we will be answering the mysterys of the universe, such as what is the meaning of life

How vast is space

And why don't any of my pick up lines work on Ryder here

But enough with the introductions, lets get the show started

So Ry, did you have fun at Anime North

I sure did Yook, it was great, all the costumes, the skit contest oh and the Avatar showing... was a little put out by not getting to see a new season 3 episode, but it was still great

It was such a cool con to be at, I must say you did look pretty fetching in your outfit... kind of weird that you cosplayed as yourself though

Not weird at all... So what Cosplay did you choose as your favourite throughout the whole con

Hmmm, I would have to say it was that Sailor Venus walking around, hehehe those sailor scouts are so cute and adorable

Really?

Yeah, it was so well done and oh so nive to look at whenever the person strolled past

Really?.....

Yes.... really, why do you keep saying that

You know... That sailor venus was a guy

.......

Honestly Yook, there is something I need to know, do you really bat for the other team

........

I could get Akira on the phone and see what she has to say about all this

.........

Yooks?..... *poke*

*falls over*........

Oh my.... What is the policy this sation has regarding breaking the talent?

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